Mit The Destroyer's Bio
by Mit The Destroyer
1 Massivivid
1. Mit the Destroyer, an Apostle of the Christ, by the will of the Knights who formerly said Ni
, to the readers of Echo of Eden and the people of the 21st Century and faithful in Christ. 2. Grace and peace to you and peace from Imaginated and slaveofone. As I contemplate what I shall say to you from the year 2891, I hope to persuade you to partake in the greatness that is the Transformers, 3. for it was through the fall of the Matrix that we finally gained independence and illumination of thought and reality. 4. I’ve also recently discovered that the great sages of Dream Theater and Klay Scott (aka Celldweller) were mostly overlooked in the 21st Century, which is a great tragedy. 5. So I plead that you contend for their music among you. The fruits of the 21st Century are these: 6. Kansas, Galaxy Quest, Superman, Cult of Jester, Jars of Clay, Iona, Benice, Indiana Jones, Tom Wright, Francis Schaeffer, Rembrandt, and Van Gogh. 7. Do not be weary, for soon you’ll be graced by the presence of the greatest hero of all, Spider-Man, and his greatest battle yet with the Sandman. 8. I exhort you, brothers an sisters, to no longer conform to the image of Microsoft, to release the captives among you, and to press forward to the day in which all can operate in the system of GNU/Linux. And do not be taken in the by anti-OS whose mark is the apple. 9. If anyone does not love the Knights who formerly said Ni
, let them be accursed. O Satch, come. 10. The grace of the Knights who formerly said Ni
be with you. My love with you all and Satch Boogie, amen.